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	<title>Confessions, Scandals &#38; Despatches &#187; watch</title>
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		<title>Why so many ads?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Despatches]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It pays the bills and it is fun to watch google getting the targeting completely wrong most of the time. We are also curious to see how many people sign up for beautiful Russian girls or if anyone besides Jim Neversink is interested in mailorder Russian Brides. Sphere: Related Content]]></description>
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		<title>ABELARDE BANDS: GRACE OF GOD</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>taz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Electronic Goth outit. Short lived and almost forgotten. Fronted by Grant on vocals, Joane on keyboards and Corne on something else. Watching Grant teetering on his high heels and corsetted Joanne&#8217;s spectacular hairstyle color-combo&#8217;s was worth suffering the 1/2 hour set(they only had 4 songs). Influences of God only knows&#8230;predictably Joy Division? Still every glam/romantic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Waters&#8217; &#8220;This Filthy World&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Director John Waters, famous for both numerous shock films like &#8220;Pink Flamingos&#8221; and amusing tangents such as a prominent appearance as a character on an episode of &#8220;The Simpsons,&#8221; stars in this unique stand-up/lecture combination that is one part comedy blitz and one part social observation from an enjoyably bizarre angle. You do not need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW TO BE DARK</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/03/17/how-to-be-dark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>taz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you want to be mysterious? Do you want to express your inner darkness? Then look no further. Steps: Start out by decorating your locker with creepy pictures such as skulls, black roses, crying people, and any other freaky things you might find. Gravestones are also a good idea for that super-creepy effect. Also find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CHUCK NORRIS 101.2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>taz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Sphere: Related Content]]></description>
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		<title>SPOTTING A GOLD DIGGER 101</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/03/08/spotting-a-gold-digger-101/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>taz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[energy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[#1 Watch out for RED flag questions.Red flag questions are questions such as; how much do you make a year? Are you a homeowner? and what type of car do you drive? How many kids do you have? Oh and we must not forget the pressing question: How much was there in the collection plate? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ALTERNATIVE ENERGY 101: WOOD</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/02/10/alternative-energy-101-wood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alternative energy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[discovery]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wood]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wood is highly ecological, since trees are a renewable resource. If you cut down a tree, another will grow in its place. And if you cut down the new tree, still another will grow. And if you cut down that tree, yet another will grow, only this one will be a mutation with long, poisonous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too old for Teddy Bears?</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/01/19/too-old-for-teddy-bears/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[babes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you have friends like ours who go on and on about you being too old for teddy bears? It really getting to be a pain in the neck for us and our teddy bears. To get rid of all these complaints we decided to do some research. It transpires that there is a company [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Commander is finaly back</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/01/05/the-commander-is-finaly-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I had a meeting at a secret location with the commander. He is back from setting up his network of agents. Soon despatches from all over the world will appear here. Watch this space! Sphere: Related Content]]></description>
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