BRITNEY BAT’S FOR THE OTHER SIDE

July 29th, 2008 – 1955 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Britney Spears has been telling everyone who’ll listen how much she is enjoying the single life since her November split from Kevin Federline, but insiders tell In Touch exclusively that the mother of two has been living a secret life of wild lesbian sex long before her marriage ended. Rap music producer Omar “Iceman” Sharif, [...]


GERMAN LESBIAN WITCHES

May 25th, 2008 – 1438 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Genre: Emo / Techno / Psychedelic

Born in bucks and herts 
The cult began when an evil geography teacher told them what they were doing was WRONG 
Aspire to become ‘drunk hobos passed out on the beach that throw up on small children after being prodded with sticks’ in really queer 
Thats about it really … 

oh and basically dont [...]


BRITNEY IS GAY …. PROMISE

April 2nd, 2008 – 2046 BRAVO
Filed as: Confessions

Britney Spears is looking to rebuild her image after her much publicised break down and damaging relationship with Princess Diana’s former servant (see story Britney Spears is dating Princess Diana’s former butler) with a series of lifestyle changes.
The latest of these is that she is in training to become a high profile lesbian, being coached [...]


YO MAJESTY - SWING YO TITS FOR JESUS

February 16th, 2008 – 1943 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Yo Majesty is a Christian lesbian hip hop duo who are bitch-slapping stereotypes into submission.
Says Shunda K, andquote: My lyrics are so gay they will split your dick, endquote.
Song titles include: “We want some pussy, face down, ass up”.
Working with Brit producer David Alexander, Yo Majesty are laying down tracks for their debut album.

Sphere: Related [...]


MUSIC STYLES 101: QUEERCORE

February 3rd, 2008 – 1839 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Much as a new generation of gay men and women reclaimed the once-perjorative term “queer” as a badge of pride, honor, and identity, so too did gay punk bands defiantly christened their sexually charged music “Queercore.”
What sets queercore apart from conventional punk is not its music — which is typically intense, energetic, and raw — [...]