Breathing may soon be illegal

May 15th, 2009 – 0036 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

If you live in Madrid or Barcelona, you might not notice the air pollution due to your contact buzz according to a new study. The Spanish Superior Council of Scientific Investigations found the air in the two cities to be laced with at least five drugs: amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids, lysergic acid and most prominently [...]


Rehab is for animal quitters too!

September 4th, 2008 – 1823 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

It seems that Elephants can develop a habit too and then get to go to rehab once “The Man” gets hold of them. The BBC reports:
Elephant cured of drug addiction
An Asian elephant that became addicted to heroin after being fed bananas spiked with the drug is to return home after undergoing a detox programme.

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GOTH STEREOTYPES

June 1st, 2008 – 2118 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Age:  None. Goths are timeless. (Well sort of. Goths over 30 are just more tragic than other Goths)
Behaviour:  Broody, remote, dramatic, sensual, serious, given to excessive romanticism, pathetic, depressive.
 
Climate: Cool, damp, and dark.
Diet:  Hors d’oeuvres, cigarettes, coffee, drugs.
Intelligence: Strangely above average …
Favourite Colour: Black of course. Blood red or plum for lipstick.

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Albert Hofmann Inventor of LSD takes his final trip

May 1st, 2008 – 1542 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Albert Hofmann, the father of the mind-altering drug LSD whose medical
discovery inspired millions in the 1960s hippie generation, has died.
He was 102. Hofmann died Tuesday at his home in Burg im Leimental,
said Doris Stuker, a municipal clerk in the village near Basel where
Hofmann moved following his retirement in 1971. For decades after LSD
was banned in [...]


SUPER COOL

February 7th, 2008 – 1350 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Some more Super Cool video’s added. Check out LINKS: Music Video’s.
Currant list:
* The Kills: No wow. Fractured, minimalist.
* Flyleaf: Fully Allive. Pumping.
* Butthole Surfers: Pepper. This is what drugs and booze does to you.
* Massive Attack: Angel. Trip Hop at its finest. Chill, super cool, awsome.
* Incubus: Stellar. Shades of a lighter Tool? Maybe….. Jury [...]


BUTTHOLE SURFERS

February 3rd, 2008 – 1945 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

The Butthole Surfers are an American rock band formed by Gibby Haynes and Paul Leary in San Antonio, Texas in 1981. The band has had numerous personnel changes, but the core lineup of Haynes, Leary, and drummer King Coffey has been together since 1983. Teresa Nervosa served as second drummer between 1983 and 1985 and [...]


HOW TO BLOW UP A CAR 101 EXPLAINED

January 17th, 2008 – 1934 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Take a small medicine bottle.
Like the ones you get with a prescription drug. Not the locking ones, but the NON-child proof ones. Take one of those, and fill it with liquid Drano.
Now, pop it into the gas tank of the offending vehicle. The gas eats away at the plastic bottle until the Drano leaks out…
BOOM!

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PARENTING 101

January 17th, 2008 – 1928 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Parents must sometimes search their child’s room. This is a fact. Whether the reasoning is a suspicion of drugs, alcohol, thievery or other perceived danger, parents are compelled to protect the kids from even themselves. Still, most parents don’t want to hear the teenage arguments about the invasion of privacy. So the parents secretly searches [...]


SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS ARE LIKE DRUG DEALERS

January 11th, 2008 – 1335 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Drug dealers: Refer to their clients as “users”.Software developers: Refer to their clients as “users”
.Drug dealers:”The first one’s free!”Software developers: “Download a free trial version…”
Drug dealers: Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).Software developers: Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Drug dealers: Strange jargon: “Stick,” “Rock,” “Dime bag,” “E”,”Crack”,”Shoot-up”.Software [...]