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		<title>Breathing may soon be illegal</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2009/05/15/air-ticket-prices-to-madrid-and-barcelona-rise-dramatically/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 22:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you live in Madrid or Barcelona, you might not notice the air pollution due to your contact buzz according to a new study. The Spanish Superior Council of Scientific Investigations found the air in the two cities to be laced with at least five drugs: amphetamines, opiates, cannabinoids, lysergic acid and most prominently cocaine. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russian army scraps new uniforms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 10:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And we always thought getting free designer clothing was the real reason to become a soldier. BBC NEWS &#124; Europe &#124; Russian army scraps new uniforms A plan to replace Soviet-era Russian military uniforms with ones by a leading fashion designer has been abandoned because of a lack of money. The plan to bring in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is your friendship worth more than a hamburger?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well &#8230; Maybe not. More than 200 000 people found out that their friendships were actually worth less than a tenth of a hamburger as the following message on the comp.risks mail list reports: A person could go mad trying to pinpoint the moment he lost a friend. So seldom does that friend make his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rehab is for animal quitters too!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that Elephants can develop a habit too and then get to go to rehab once &#8220;The Man&#8221; gets hold of them. The BBC reports: Elephant cured of drug addiction An Asian elephant that became addicted to heroin after being fed bananas spiked with the drug is to return home after undergoing a detox programme. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slipknot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Slipknot&#8217;s current band members are Sid Wilson, Joey Jordison, Paul Gray, Chris Fehn, Jim Root, Craig Jones, Shawn Crahan, Mick Thomson, and Corey Taylor. They are recognized as one of the pioneering bands in the New Wave of American Heavy Metal. The band formed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know that landing on the moon was a great big hoax and it all was filmed in a hollywood studio. Dr Edgar Mitchell being a veteran of the Apollo program must know all about cover ups and hoaxes. Apparently he also attempted ESP experiments while orbiting the earth so maybe he is just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pope hits out at consumer culture</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/07/17/pope-hits-out-at-consumer-culture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BBC NEWS &#124; Asia-Pacific &#124; Pope hits out at consumer culture also see  &#8221;Crimes of fashion&#8221; Pope Benedict XVI has attacked popular culture and consumerism in a formal address to tens of thousands of young Roman Catholics. The pontiff also warned that natural resources were being squandered, in the speech in Sydney, Australia. The pope [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Occultic Officials In Nigerian Aviation Ministry Behind Plane Crashes</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/07/11/occultic-officials-in-nigerian-aviation-ministry-behind-plane-crashes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people claim Africa isn&#8217;t still in the dark ages &#8211; we know it is. News from the Nigerian Tribune &#8230;. former Minister of Aviation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, on Monday told the Senate committee probing the N19.5 billion scandal in the aviation sector that the air disasters recorded in 2006 were the handiwork of occult [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KATIE HOLMES DENIES ANAL BLEACHING</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/05/25/katie-holmes-denies-anal-bleaching/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 13:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>taz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: &#8220;Katie Holmes&#8211;2008 New Year&#8217;s Resolutuion&#8221;. The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn&#8217;t snapped a picture of Katie Holmes coming out of Pink Cheeks, a Sherman Oaks boutique that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So What happened to Ubuntu?</title>
		<link>http://www.abelarde.com/wordpress/2008/05/20/so-what-happened-to-ubuntu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 21:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arnold the Grey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ubuntu&#8221; is an ancient African word, meaning &#8220;humanity to others&#8221;. Ubuntu also means &#8220;I am what I am because of who we all are&#8221;. Ancient is the operative word here because there is definitely no Ubuntu left on this shithole continent we call Africa. We all know what&#8217;s going on in South Africa and Zim [...]]]></description>
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