Archive for 'Scandals'

Rehab is for animal quitters too!

September 4th, 2008 – 1823 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

It seems that Elephants can develop a habit too and then get to go to rehab once “The Man” gets hold of them. The BBC reports:
Elephant cured of drug addiction
An Asian elephant that became addicted to heroin after being fed bananas spiked with the drug is to return home after undergoing a detox programme.

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Slipknot

August 18th, 2008 – 2323 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. Slipknot’s current band members are Sid Wilson, Joey Jordison, Paul Gray, Chris Fehn, Jim Root, Craig Jones, Shawn Crahan, Mick Thomson, and Corey Taylor. They are recognized as one of the pioneering bands in the New Wave of American Heavy Metal.

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Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

July 24th, 2008 – 2055 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

We all know that landing on the moon was a great big hoax and it all was filmed in a hollywood studio. Dr Edgar Mitchell being a veteran of the Apollo program must know all about cover ups and hoaxes. Apparently he also attempted ESP experiments while orbiting the earth so maybe he is just [...]


Pope hits out at consumer culture

July 17th, 2008 – 1407 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Pope hits out at consumer culture also see  ”Crimes of fashion”
Pope Benedict XVI has attacked popular culture and consumerism in a formal address to tens of thousands of young Roman Catholics.
The pontiff also warned that natural resources were being squandered, in the speech in Sydney, Australia.
The pope is visiting the [...]


Occultic Officials In Nigerian Aviation Ministry Behind Plane Crashes

July 11th, 2008 – 1532 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

Some people claim Africa isn’t still in the dark ages - we know it is. News from the Nigerian Tribune
…. former Minister of Aviation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, on Monday told the Senate committee probing the N19.5 billion scandal in the aviation sector that the air disasters recorded in 2006 were the handiwork of occult groups [...]


KATIE HOLMES DENIES ANAL BLEACHING

May 25th, 2008 – 1501 BRAVO

(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: “Katie Holmes–2008 New Year’s Resolutuion”. The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn’t snapped a picture of Katie Holmes coming out of Pink Cheeks, a Sherman Oaks boutique that [...]


So What happened to Ubuntu?

May 20th, 2008 – 2311 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

“Ubuntu” is an ancient African word, meaning “humanity to others”. Ubuntu also means “I am what I am because of who we all are”. Ancient is the operative word here because there is definitely no Ubuntu left on this shithole continent we call Africa.
We all know what’s going on in South Africa and Zim [...]


CRIMES OF FASHION - Muammar al Gaddafi

February 17th, 2008 – 2001 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

Oh deary me.
The Libian leader is wearing a silk embroidered button-up tunic strait out of a Bollywood romantic drama. Draped around his shoulders is a beach towel that would be the envy of any Campsbay moffie. Shading his steely gaze is a pair of 70’s pornstar sunglasses. He is wearing a fez at an [...]


ORANJE, BLANJE, BLOU …..

February 8th, 2008 – 2020 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

Die S.A. sokkerbase is al twee weke lank by die Afrika Nasies Sokker beker skouspel en het nog nie agtergekom dat dit die ou S.A. vlag is wat op al die advertensie plakkate gebruik word nie. Wat beteken dit nou alles?
Eerstens: Die sokkerbase is nie by die sokker nie. Hulle sit by een of ander [...]


CRIMES OF FASHION

January 29th, 2008 – 1105 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

This man (on the left wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lamé gown over a silk YSL empire waist cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked Galliano hat, and ruby slippers by Vivian Westwood, whilst clutching the staff that Charles Heston swung about in Moses) is worried that The Da Vinci Code might [...]