Archive for 200801

CRIMES OF FASHION

January 29th, 2008 – 1105 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches, Scandals

This man (on the left wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lamé gown over a silk YSL empire waist cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked Galliano hat, and ruby slippers by Vivian Westwood, whilst clutching the staff that Charles Heston swung about in Moses) is worried that The Da Vinci Code might [...]


MUSIC STYLES 101: CHRISTCORE

January 23rd, 2008 – 2106 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Christian hardcore (also known as Christcore) is a form of hardcore and metalcore music and a subgenre of punk rock and heavy metal, respectively, played by bands where the musicians promote Christian beliefs. The extent to which their lyrics are explicitly Christian varies between bands. Many inside the Christian music scene view Christcore in a [...]


ONHEIL

January 22nd, 2008 – 1230 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Bestaan uit: LtotR - Amok, Nomiis, Sadis, Invokator en Haat
N’CD word beplan vir 2008.
HEIDEVOLK
Met vreugde en trots kan ons bekend maak dat Heidevolk se soektog na n’label met sukses beeindig is. N’ kontrak is geteken met Napalm Records uit Oostenryk, bekend vir ondermeer bands soos: Korpiklaani, Kampfar, Tyr en Vintersorg.
Die nuwe cd, “Walhalla Wacht” sal [...]


DIVORCED PREACHERS

January 21st, 2008 – 1308 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Most Baptist churches do not want a divorced person to be their pastor. Pastors can be greedy, manipulating sons-of-bitches, but they better not be divorced. It’s hypocritical and stupid, but that’s the way it is.
Source: http://www.reallivepreacher.com/node/154

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MUSIC STYLES 101: SHOEGAZE

January 21st, 2008 – 1240 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Shoegaze is a genre of late ’80s and early ’90s British indie rock, named after the bands’ motionless performing style, where they stood on stage and stared at the floor while they played.
But shoegaze wasn’t about visuals — it was about pure sound. The sound of the music was overwhelmingly loud, with long, droning riffs, [...]


Too old for Teddy Bears?

January 19th, 2008 – 2106 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Do you have friends like ours who go on and on about you being too old for teddy bears? It really getting to be a pain in the neck for us and our teddy bears. To get rid of all these complaints we decided to do some research.
It transpires that there is a company [...]


HOW TO BLOW UP A CAR 101 EXPLAINED

January 17th, 2008 – 1934 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Take a small medicine bottle.
Like the ones you get with a prescription drug. Not the locking ones, but the NON-child proof ones. Take one of those, and fill it with liquid Drano.
Now, pop it into the gas tank of the offending vehicle. The gas eats away at the plastic bottle until the Drano leaks out…
BOOM!

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PARENTING 101

January 17th, 2008 – 1928 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Parents must sometimes search their child’s room. This is a fact. Whether the reasoning is a suspicion of drugs, alcohol, thievery or other perceived danger, parents are compelled to protect the kids from even themselves. Still, most parents don’t want to hear the teenage arguments about the invasion of privacy. So the parents secretly searches [...]


LA BOITE BLEUE

January 17th, 2008 – 1915 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

Translated from the memoirs of Jean Turing von Neuman
a minor 19th century post-impressionist programer.
     
I will never forget that Spring, that day. Paris had an air of revolution. The week before an exhibition of Seraut’s listings had caused a sensation. In his unrelenting quest for simplicity he had reduced all of programming to three machine instructions. [...]


Somali Community Upset Over Demeaning Poster

January 16th, 2008 – 0952 BRAVO
Filed as: Despatches

 The Somali Herald reports that the Somali community in Lewiston are upset about a poster of a lost dog called Mohammed that was put up near a Somali owned store.
Well I can tell you that our Teddy Bears are very upset as well, they just started getting established in the prophet business and now some [...]